Watch out world, Heeeeerrrrrres BERTHA!

Sam Smith Has built the biggest GIT to date! Both "Bowling Ball Bertha" and "billiard ball billy" are detailed.

Sam Smith, a communicator extrordinaire, has been in contact with me from nearly the beginning. He undertook a Large project called "Bowling Ball Bertha" a while back. Here is the report on his efforts.

This is the email I received (DavidC) on the 6th of September 1997:


David: You guys awake? Turn on the e-mail....

NEWS FLASH! NEWS FLASH! NEWS FLASH! NEWS FLASH! NEWS FLASH! NEWS FLASH! (All wires)

 A side view of Sam's monster creation! At 8:32 PM Eastern Time today a new Outdoor World's Land Speed & Endurance Record for GIT-powered automotives was set in the small town of Anthony, Florida, USA.

Sporting a garish red racing numeral "1", "Bowling Ball Bertha" trundeled her way into the record books with a blistering performance of almost three feet, three inches from a standing start in something under 12 seconds flat.

Bystanders were enthralled as the electric-powered gyroscopic inertial propulsion mechanism was given the gun. Seven spectrally mis- matched bowling balls suddenly began to accellerate around an enclosed track,their inital slow rotation growing in moments to a bluring rainbow as the hurtling spheroids gained momentum.

Whining and shuddering, the incredible conveyance described an erratic path as the operator, Mr. S. Smith, pulled desperately on the guide rein and the power control, vainly trying to harness the almost uncontrollable power and ferocity of the untamed mechanism.

Within moments, it became clear that the unguided castor-wheel suspension, but lately transferred from a derelict shopping cart, could not be controlled adequately to guarantee the safety of the cheering bystanders, and the device was reluctantly shut down.

As it whirled to a stop, a witness was heard to say : "Wow! That's just like 'Back to the Future'!". Others proclaimed the device incredible, and still others commented that the operator was clearly mad.

But, of course, in only the very best way.

Our correspondent will be on hand for continuing trials scheduled for the following day, when a new and more powerful motor will be installed atop the device, and it's suspension modified to eliminate all trace of maneuverability.

Said the Operator, Mr. Smith: "This is a straight-line Speed Machine--it doesn't need to turn!"

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Damn! That was fun! Burned out the motor, though. More tomorrow!

Sam

!Got some GOOD pics! Wait'll ya SEE!


 Getting everything put together  Keeping a safe distance from Bertha with reins! *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*

As you can see from the photos, Bertha is a bit of a monster! The wood lever is a 2 by 4 to pull tension on the belt as a simple clutch.

Another Project Sam put together (a little more reasonably sized) is "billiard ball billy", made from billiard balls, a couple of sponge cake pans, and a pulley for the drive wheel.

What follows is some of Sam's thoughts on both billy and Bertha in a letter I received on the 7th of September (edited for relevant content):


I have learned a lot from building Bertha, most particularly that the ring race placement and angle factors are critical.

Skidding is the weakness of the spherical-mass friction type GIT. As the angle of contact changes toward the vertical (at the tail) the spheroid is most likely to skid rather than roll.

Get hustled along by the Drive Wheel, as it were.

At the Nose, the angle of contact is almost directly through the center of mass, and even at the greater speed, there is less tendancy to skid.

What apparently happens is that spheres skid and "speed-up" in the tail, and begin to overtake the theoretical front of the pack. This causes clustering of several balls on one side of the track, which changes the load geometry on the drive wheel, causing it to buck minutely sideways, decreasing drive efficency, increasing skidding, and allowing overrunning of the Drive Wheel, as well.

All that contributes to creating & maintaining an unbalanced rotational mass, so the GIT acts like a washing machine doing the well-known "overload hula". It tends to whirl and "hunt" for a direction to go.

 Side view of billiard ball billy Back to Billiard Ball Bill.

I've built & tested a small GIT made from cake pans and billiard balls.

The design & construction are unbelievably sweet: simple, self-jigging, accurate. No machining or welding. No tooling at all. Building bbb takes maybe three hours from scratch.

Total cost about $35.00. It requires very few tools, and no great skill. My workspace was a TV tray.

Billiard Ball Bill is an ideal kit-candidate (In fact, the kit's already written--it's about five pages long), except that it doesn't motivate worth a damn. Note of 22 May 1998: Plans for the new improved (with the all important race traction added) "billiard ball billy" run 15 pages now completed and available) DavidC

The skidding and clustering are very evident in the bare-metal/ billiard ball version I built.

Now, that can probably be fixed in the small GIT: I have modifications in mind for a traction-layer on drive wheel & rings, and one for substituting hard-rubber balls.

Problem is, the clustering that plagues the bare-metal version of bbb is a major weakness in BBB, as well. And I'm not at all sure that something like a traction-layer fix would be effective. Effective as in the reliable-functional sense.

The problem is that BBB is rather powerful--when it starts to hula, somebody could get hurt quick. It could sink a canoe pronto, for example.

BBB is a bit of a dreadnought, considering she porks in at almost 200 lbs.

I'm seriously wondering if BBB should be retired rather than kitted out.

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On the other hand, a double-conic is almost certain to be much less skid-prone simply because the angle of contact is constant at all positions around the split track.

I think I can have a small GIT kit out fairly soon. One that actually works (imagine THAT!). I mean, you can't hardly give someone their money's worth with something that doesn't work in the first place, and that also makes it a rather poor candidate for the Science Project market.

And I was SO looking forward to getting the educational market....


 Looking inside of billy  Rear view of billy

*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_ Sam goes on to discuss his kit plans, and personal communications that I'm not going to share with you. He's had a lot of out of town business to take care of, so the GIT testing is stalled for a while on his end, but check back here on Sam's page for his updates, and hopefully soon a set of plans or two you can purchace from him to make your own tested and proven GIT.

Addition of 29 September 1997 - Sam Got a preview of his page before the rest of you (it was on the site, just not linked in :), and he sent a update report on billy's first swim, pasted in here below:


Shazaaaaayum! bbb has gone for his first swim. Well, boat-ride, actually. I placed an Action Packer (a large plastic packing box--very excellent product, available from Wal-mart for $18, or so) in the bathtub with enough water to float, and put bbb inside, on center.

The bbb GIT-ling is powered by an electric hand drill at the moment (just the thing for drilling electric hands), and when I spun it up it showed an instant interest in moseying along the length of the bathtub. About 15 seconds, end to end, with a slight tendancy to steer N by NW since bbb wasn't quite perfectly aligned with the length of the Action Packer.

Being rectangular, the "boat" would have a slight straight-ahead ruddering effect, but I'd say bbb is putting out maybe a clean two to three ounces of true thrust.

Enough to successfully demo, in the real world, and doubling up the power with a little better motor should bring it up to a spritely half-lb or so of thrust, which would be ducky-plenty for all kinds of dry-land wheeling about.

(Today the bath-tub, tomorrow the World, Pinky!)

Call that one an empirical succcess, though not with an accurately measured output.

You'da laughed, though: I tried it first with a cookie sheet--which has about a half-inch of freeboard, unloaded. Add one bbb, and you get about -1/16" of freeboard. So, maybe it WAS a swim, after all, although the lifeguard was on duty, so nothing got too wet.

By the way, you were also right about the slight rotation on spinup. The Action Packer turned a bit, and bumped a corner firmly on the side of the tub.

I've only got about three minutes running-time on the new rubber track linings, but they seem to be holding up just fine. (So far.) Ditto for the wheel lining, which I would expect to be 'way more durable, anyhow.


Write Sam directly at Sam Smith (ldmorgan@digital.net).

Plans are now available (beginning Monday October 6th) for "billiard ball billy", the Price is $15.00 US, money orders only, which includes everything including postage, and will ship within 2 working days.

The kit includes "full step-by-step instructions with drawings & photos, a full Bill of Materials, Tools Required, Helpful Hints, and a complete explaination of the friction-driven GIT. Etc. All written to be understandable by regular humans--like us." (and that's a quote! - DavidC).

Write to (and make money orders payable to): Sam Smith PO Box 317 Anthony, Florida 32617

PS: In case you were wondering, "Lord Morgan" is the name of a colorful persona well known to many members of the Society For Creative Anachronism--interesting individuals who re-create and re-live the better parts of the Middle Ages. "Lord Morgan" is a bard, poet, merchant, and jeweller, and the proprietor of "Jolly Sven's Bargain Pillage". His motto is "Caveat Temptor!".

Stay tuned! - DavidC - 2 am, Tuesday, 1 October 1997 *RETURN to INDEX*

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